Hi, my mom calls me Josh. You can call me whatever you want. Unless my house moved, I live in Pittsburgh, PA. I'm the tour manager for Call To Attraction, so I'm obviously super famous and stuff, but I mainly just sit at home, watching Pokemon and Adventure Time or playing video games. My general taste in music is summed up in a post that's linked below. I like Batman. Talk to me.

 

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

(Source: aspirinorpizza)

slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

squldward:

crapaccino:

HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS 

isnt that just one calendar 

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

mohkkkk:

w-3nch:

die-hard-live-fast:

astro-stoner:

musicpoetryandwritingislife:

nothingbuthighvibrations:

thotsinternational:

praxis89:

trillxdeath:

scaredatbest:

Holy FUCK

THIS

lmfao 

What the hell….

Lmfao, this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL.

Thats the best shit ive seen on here in a long time

Well that was an adventure

Always reblog lol

oh my god why

I laughed way too hard omg

(Source: aellagirl)

Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!

Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it

Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well

Me: Yeah sorry :/

Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*